I am a barefoot runner
I don’t really run barefoot. I wanted to, but the combination of super hot sidewalks and the fear of sharp objects convinced me that Five Fingers were a good compromise between running shoes and none at all. What I didn’t know was that my reasons were the same as almost everyone else’s and the guys that I looked up to were the same ones that everyone else did.
Though I don’t call myself Barefoot Tyler (mostly because I DON’T RUN BAREFOOT), this video is absolutely hilarious. The insults are far better than the random crap the Five Fingers guy is spewing.
My Favorite Line:
“I have broken free from the Matrix!”
That is awesome. The insults rule. And I think you must change your name to Barefoot Tyler. You do have a blog after all.
Awesome. After watching that, I think there’s a pair of New Balance in my future.
This is hilarious. Thanks.