While wasting time researching on Reddit yesterday, I ran across a post titled “The Most Offensive Shoes Ever”, which featured these beauties to the right. This figment of the poster’s imagination is a combination of Uggs + Crocs + and Performa Jane FiveFingers. I agree, the shoes are awful.
While browsing through the comments of that post (which were surprisingly pro-FiveFingers), I ran across a couple of people referencing an episode of ‘Married With Children’ that included a bit about ‘God’s Shoes’. I pulled up a video of it and was struck by how similar ‘God’s Shoes’ and FiveFingers looked.
In the episode, Al Bundy meets God and is blown away by his shoes. When returning back to his senses, he makes it his life’s work to remake these shoes. His commandments for the shoes are:
- Thou shalt have shoes with toes stitched in
- Thou shalt have socks attacheth to yan shoes
- And thou shalt have a lot of other stuff that will come forth with
Checkout the video (see the shoes as 1:41). So basically Al Bundy & God collaborated to create FiveFingers. Sounds about right.
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It’s not the Uggs+Crocs that makes those offensive. It’s the inclusion of Nickelback.
haha, basically. The original redditor posted the shoes sans-Nickelback, but then someone replied and said “those aren’t the most offensive, these are” and attached the same shoes with the Nickelback cover slapped on. Made me LOL.
That’s Al Bundy. Ted Bundy was a serial killer.
Good catch, not sure what I was thinking there. Its fixed
That is awesome! The video gave me a good laugh.
Thats awesome.. I love that show and watch it every morning and I also love my five finger speeds.
This is E P I C pls post more LOL from BigEpic