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Ahh, Kate. You just jumped two more notches in my book for wearing FiveFingers. Unlike Jack Osbourne, who happens to be one of B Patt’s idols.

But alas, since you have terrible taste in men (That’s her fiance, Matt Bellamy from the band Muse, looking especially dashing in the latest grocery fashion), it can never be.

Sigh.

So I’ll just add you to our growing list of celebrities wearing FiveFingers.